Here's my first tirade - and it was chosen in no particular order of importance or "fume factor".
Sunsweet "Ones". Those prunes that now come individually packaged instead of in a bag all snuggled together - you know what I mean, right?
Now, you have to ask yourself, why in the name of all that is prunish do the folks at Sunsweet think that this is really a better way to package prunes? Seriously - you have a wrapper you have to dispose of every time you eat one of those little buggers. Talk about waste! Somebody out there do the math - how much more landfill is created by those "Ones"?!
And, really - do you truly think putting a prune in a plastic jacket makes them taste more like candy? Really? It's still a prune. Why on earth do you want to encourage waste, Sunsweet? Do you think you can fool kids into believing a prune tastes like candy? If they didn't before their special wrappers, what makes you think they do now? (OK - here comes the tirade part).
PLEASE, stop it!!!! Are you listening???? Do you truly think Americans are idiots (oh, my God, maybe we are)???? AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
OK - I'm done with this "one"........
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